This post contains profanities. If you are offended, skip it. . I don't care who you are, this shit is funny. Yes, I am considered conservative. No, I don't lock-step with any of these morons currently calling themselves conservatives. My view is that I pretty much wish there was less government and that people would stop living off my hard-earned dollars. I don't care if you want to fuck like monkeys every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Don't expect me to pay for you when you contract a contagious disease from your choices. I don't care if you get knocked up and have an abortion every week. Just don't expect me to pay for it. You caused it, it's your fault. You pay for it. I don't care that you don't wish to learn my native language when you move to my country, but don't expect me to help you out when you refuse. I don't care that you are too lazy to get up off your ass and get a job. Don't expect handouts from me. I don't care that you keep breeding like guppies. Keep your damn legs shut and don't expect me to pay for them. I don't care that your "baby daddy" ran off. You chose him as a partner. Next time make better choices. And for the men, stop being such fucking pussies and support the children that you create. It's called being a MAN. I think we should legalize all drugs. Hell ya'. Tax the shit out of them though. Regulate them like tobacco and alcohol. The same laws should apply to you whether you are in public intoxicated or high, whether you are driving intoxicated or high, whether you bootleg alcohol or drugs, same laws should apply. Fuck spending more money on the dumbass Republican "War on Drugs." AH-HA...but don't expect me to pay or supplement your drugs or alcohol. You can't afford it, too fucking bad. Stop or get a job and buy your own. *lights up* BTW, it's freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion. Learn to fucking read and shut the fuck up. I don't care if you are Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Mormon, etc. Take out "Under God" from the Pledge of Alligiance. I don't give a fuck. But also take out "Indivisible" as it is also unconstitutional. If you don't like my beloved country, you can get the fuck out and go back to whatever banana republic from whence you came. This also applies all you assholes who came to live in California. Get the fuck out of my state and go back to whatever god-forsaken flyover state you lived before you came here. Big business is not evil. It's what keeps most Americans in jobs. Shut the hell up about big business. JUST SHUT UP. Honestly. Really, taking guns out of the hands of private citizens is not going to stop crime. There were still crimes and murders long before guns ever made it on the scene. Also, how many criminals do you think use properly purchased guns? Idiot. On the subject of health care. Honest to fucking God. How moronic could you people be who think that universal health care is the answer? Do you really want the government telling you if you can have a health procedure performed? Don't you know that the elderly and the terminally ill get less care under those programs? FUCK AN A. Stop being so greedy. Do you really want everyone to be on an HMO type program like Kaiser Permanente, the most inefficient and slow health care program in California? So yeah, I'm a greedy conservative about my money....I don't give a whit about social issues. I just wish people could see further than their nose. And whatever you do in your house is fine so long as you aren't harming others, children or animals. /rant. BTW, that cartoon is freakin' hilarious. No, I don't endorse the goofy ass who is sponsoring the cartoon.

OMG....a desk. FINALLY A desk! :mrgreen: I thought we were destined to be deskless for the rest of our lives...or at least have to put up with the current desk we have (which is soooo not working for me. LOL Here is the picture. It isn't exactly like ours as ours is in dark cherry/black. Hopefully will be here in the next few weeks! *crosses fingers*