I don’t view a lot of commercials because I don’t watch much television and what television that I do watch is normally pre-recorded on the DVR so that I can fast forward through them.  However, I was watching “live” television tonight and this commercial was aired:

What. The. Fuck?  Now, I don’t know what the hell the people at Purina People Chow (Jack In the Box, you see, the chain of restaurants used to be owned by Ralston Purina..makers of Puppy Chow and Dog Chow and Cat Chow....thus, they are referred to by me as Purina People Chow ) were thinking when they approved this commercial, but I think it is slightly disturbing and WAY annoying.  In fact, Jack In the Box had another annoying commercial a few years back.  It featured a bologna eater (you see, I refer to single men who have crappy, dirty cars or those who wear sweat pants as bologna eaters because no one in their right mind would ever have a crappy, dirty car or wear sweat pants unless they were single and nearing middle age losers with crappy jobs, thus meaning they ate stupid, cheap food like bologna sandwiches as they trotted along in their WoW game in their mother’s basement) anyway...it was this guy who was eating this huge-ass burger and shit was dripping off of it and he was making slurpy sounds and eating like a bologna eater would eat (in my imagination) which is all loud and messy and without a fork and knife or napkin.

Anyway.  I hate Jack in the Box commercials.  Though their breakfast burritos are kinda good even if they do have potatoes in them.  And their tea is good...but not as good as McDonald’s iced tea.