Not really.  But kind of.

What I’m talking about is that I am now qualified for an extension in my unemployment benefits.  The thing is?  I make more money from sitting at home and collecting back some of the taxes I’ve paid than I do going to my crappy little retail job.  (I told ya’ I took a GIANT cut in pay, didn’t I?!)

Makes perfect sense to stay at home...doesn’t it?  Well, not really.  Because the extension is only for 3 months worth of pay and I would kinda miss those misfits that I work with there.  I’m fairly confident I could get another job Just. Like. It. but is that what I really want?  Not really. 

Here is the other thing...I can collect the difference between what I’m making working my crappy little retail job and what unemployment benefits are.  So I could continue to work there and still get part of my taxes back, too. 

And before someone gets on a high horse and prances down to click the comments button to tell me what sort of “OMFG LEWSUR” I am for collecting benefits, know this:  You have NO idea how MUCH we pay in taxes every year so you can fuck right off and die.

Speaking of fucking right off and dying, I hope Hasbro goes bankrupt for making them take Scrabulous off Facebook.  I hear their bloated piece of shit Scrabble game sucks donkey balls on there.  I won’t be playing it.