LOL, okay...so I'm *trying* to teach myself how to juggle. Oy, I think I may POSSIBLY be the least coordinated person in the history of man. LOL We bought a juggling set when we went to the Tahoe Shakes. We had a GREAT time! (Even though we were camping. LOL) We saw The Comedy of Errors set in a "Western" theme. It was FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC! Ooh. I should see if I can find the camera with those pictures in it! I'll post those later. ANYWAY, back to juggling. So the "warm-up" show was a juggling duo. They were good, but meh, how hard is juggling. (Famous. Last. Words) So they come around hawking their wares & Doug buys these juggle balls and tells me that if it "isn't that hard" then why don't I learn? (CRAP. Put up or shut up.) LOL, I tell him, "Fine. No problem." We get back to our CAMPSITE. (yeah, did I mention we were camping?) And I pull out the balls. Attempt to juggle. GAWD I SUCK. LOL I tell him that it is because it's dark out here and I'm tired...etc. (EXCUSES) Then, I promptly hide the juggling balls in the FUUUUUURTHEST corner of the car trunk. Well, last weekend, these juggling balls are "re-found". DAMMIT. Of COURSE I cannot practice when he is around as he will laugh, point, and generally make fun of me. RAWR! So my "training" has consisted of a few hours on Saturday when he was in Redwood City for Sea Scouts and about 20 minutes tonight while he is gone to the scout meeting. Dammit. I hate it when he calls me on my bluffs.