I’m very much in favor of it.  I say raise the gasoline prices to TWENTY dollars per US gallon and raise the price of goods by another 50%.

No.  I’m not crazy.  No.  I’m not particularly rich nor do I own stocks in oil or really much of anything anymore.

Here is the reason:  Today I went shopping at Target.  Usually, this Target is nut-to-butt full of loud-ass bitches standing around in the aisles like the assholes they tend to be.  But today?  Today was different.  I swear to you that there couldn’t have been more than 25 customers in the whole store.  It was amazing.  I didn’t have to worry about someone’s unruly child darting out of an aisle in front of me.  I didn’t have to walk around the statues that are always congregating in the aisles.  No, today I walked unimpeded through the entire store.  And when I went to pay for my items there was absolutely no wait whatsoever to pay.

Finally I can stand to go out in public again now that all the people are staying home because of $4.49/US gallon gasoline and inflated prices.  Finally I can shop in peace.  Finally I can get what I need without being annoyed the fuck to death with stupid people.