I shopped for shampoo today.  There are entirely too many choices to make a decision!  Frizz Control, Extra Conditioning, Super Moisture, Dry & Damaged, Straight, Curly....in raspberry, strawberry, apple, dog shit, dirty penis, coconut, rosemary, vanilla, fermented grape, rotten tomatoes scents.  Good gravy!

Then there is shampoo from London, Paris, New York, Tokyo, Los Angeles.  Oh yeah, because that helps my decision making.  Thanks.  Why not shampoo from Cleveland or Rancho Cucamonga?

AND THEN there are endorsements...endorsed by Allure Magazine, Glamour magazine, 4x4 Trucks magazine, Photography magazine....I even saw one that said, “Endorsed by blondes.” Well THAT is a rousing fucking endorsement, eh? 

I just wanted shampoo that doesn’t stink so much it makes me want to die.  I just wanted a shampoo that says, “CLEANS YOUR HAIR AND DOESN’T MAKE IT FALL OUT.”

For the record, I went with John Frieda Sheer Blonde shampoo and conditioner because it smelled the best.  EVEN THOUGH I don’t have blonde hair.  I’m such a rebel.